Live Blogging of the JACK BAUER POWER HOUR: Hour 22

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Hour: 4-5 a.m.
Well I certainly can't make any comparisons before the 24 clock and mine. 20 friggin' minutes late. Crap.
Recap: Miles is compelled to be an asshole. Let's see if he can get sodomized within the next hour.

4:02 Karen Hayes-Hughes, Jack, Bill and Chloe have all gathered in the briefing room and here we discover that...the recording is fucked! Jack's pissed at Chloe! She didn't do anything! and now the AG is ready to listen in. And the finger is now pointed at the ASSWIPE! Miles!

Holy crap! Jack's going after Miles! Grabs him by the throat with one hand! Excellent! And Miles betrayed everyone to get transferred over to the White House. To do... well, be an ass. Woo-hoo! Karen Hayes-Hughes bitch slaps him! Excellent! Still would've liked for him to get kneed in the balls.

Episode is written by David Fury and Sam Montgomery? I think that's the guy's last name.

4:06 AND NOW Traitor brass balls is pulling out of going after Jack! He's got that strength back in his voice. Jack, yep. Traitor Brass Balls knows that he's won.

Bierko gone. Only one guy left. Six guys attacked. Bierko had said something about a nerve gas canister. We're BACK to that!?! No wonder we had the "And in the beginning there was light" recap from last week.

4:08 Still don't really get what's going on. Bierko's taking off the Phantom patch. That means he's okay now and he'll die in a few. Happened with Tony. And I'm blaming 24 for the Cubs losing 12 out of the last 13 games! They killed the Cubs by killing Tony! And I will never get over it. I swear.

4:13 Nut Job takes her pills like a horse. Grabs her phone after staring at it like a mirage of water in the desert. Oh. It's Jack's Dad's phone. Aaron's. Yep. WE're gonna see Aaron hurt. Traitor Brass Balls comes into see Aaron! Says "Oh my God" when he sees him. Like he's surprised his people beat the shit out of him?

Ah, only Aaron could sound so calm and collected while bleeding and being tied up. Traitor Brass Balls is trying to convince him that there was no recording and making sure that Aaron's gonna drop it. Aaron! Woo-hoo! Not accepting the bull-shit! Turning the asshole down! And calls him "Charles" with that great sense of "I've lost all respect for you, you dick." I love Aaron. So much. This new SS agent says Aaron's loyalty is to David Palmer. Hell, I bet the men who wear hats believe more in Palmer now! SS Agent to go beat the crap out of Aaron.

Traitor Brass Balls to Graham Cracker Crust. Having a chat. Plans to take Jack out are in motion. Sure. Whatever. That will never happen. Novick runs into weird alley thing. Tells Logan about Bierko. So, does Traitor Brass Balls KNOW about this? Is THIS a part of the plan to get rid of Jack?

Back to CTU. No luck anywhere. And now we're back to Henderson. Karen Hayes Hughes and Bill are all in deep shit and the only thing left is Henderson. Bill asks "What would David Palmer want you to do?" So that's the new phrase.. WWDPD.

Jack into the room to chat with Henderson and offer a deal. Tells him about Bierko and Bierko's bruised ego. Craig Bierko's only attacking the U.S. because his mommy never hugged him. Henderson's sorry about Palmer but it had to be done. Grrr. I hate him. Henderson turns down immunity...but knows that since the recording is gone...so is his personal immunity. "You can't touch them. But they can touch you." There's the touching.

Henderson wants to vanish and now trusts Jack... God, the compromises Jack has to make. This is all in trade for Henderson to help capture Craig Bierko. Anything less than Bierko's head on a plate... What if it's in a bowl? On a platter? Smothered in clam sauce? What.

And we leave to commercial with Henderson telling Jack that he's gotta find Bierko soon. DUH! And what kind of a help are you? Just made a deal with the devil's pool boy and you've got nothing? At least not right away? Great. Grrrreat!

Some ass commented on the podcast page about how if I didn't have so much personal commentary that I'd have better ratings. I don't have ratings. And yes. That's wear I choose to argue. What kind of a comment is that? I should have a comment page and a smart-ass comment page. I'm happy for every person who listens...

4:29 We gonna have the sunrise shot today or next week? Jack's got names from Henderson. And Audrey's got the puffy shirt from Seinfeld! That's nasty. She's back to help get Bierko. And now we're back in the first season with Audrey pissed that Henderson's got immunity. JESUS, if these people would just LOOK at what Jack's had to compromise over the past 5 days...

We've got the next thread to pursue. But Henderson doesn't think bringing him in is a good idea. And now he wants to go in and get the info himself!?! Like that's gonna happen!?! And Bill and Karen HAyes Hughes think it's a go!?! Jesus. And they're sending Jack with them. Of course. It's his show!

Nut Job smoking a cigarrette outside the ranch. See car drive up. Somehow this one is interesting. And it's driven by the nasty SS agent who has a gun with a SILENCER ON! And now there's Aaron! Aaron tries to talk the guy out of it...like that's a possibility. This is all under the presumption that this guy isn't affected by the men who wear hats?!?!

The good thing about being a nutjob is that you can put your own life in danger without thinking about it. And fight! And somehow she got the fucking gun and shot the guy!?!? Also, she just happens to be wearing black "I'm about to commit a crime" gloves. Aaron somehow got hurt further and Nut Job is clinging to him. Ooo, clinging. That was weird.

4:40 SUVs driving. Curtis in the front seat. And he tells them where they are. Again... all the guy is is a map boy!?! Calling NAACP!

Jack and Henderson push gravitas at each other. And now Henderson can't wear a wire. That's great. Deal with the devil's pool boy. He's got 10 minutes to get this new character to talk... yeah. If anything, we know he won't escape because there's not enough time to capture him again. Took us 16 hours or so to get him in the first place. Looks like Jack's gonna play crow to this conversation. Climbing the telephone poll. Okay, good. He's not gonna do an Animal House.

henderson gets digitally searched. Does that thing read body fat percentage too? The guy looks a little heavy in the jacket.

And Henderon's gonna fuck things up. He tells the guy EVERYTHING! What the hell!?!? Sorry, this isn't surprising at all. New character erasing shit. CTU agents blow door...knob. Curtis gets three seconds of screen time. Jack plays monkey and climbs down from the roof.

CTU has an official "jump through glass guy." Curtis got hurt! And it looks like it REALLY hurts! What the hell! Henderson plays it like he meant to do all of this!?! Woulda been nice to know this BEFORE! Chopper to new character's place. And Curtis is being brought in because of the gun shot wound. Dude, this is becoming a SERIOUS grudge of mine.

I'm not really feelin' the episode tonight. Don't know why. Just not into it since the first few minutes with Miles getting choked. Hee-hee. Still thinking about that makes me smile.

4:48 or something. Aaron up against the wall. Still calling NutJob mam. JACK'S DAD! I'm telling you! Apparently we've got to hide Aaron's existence now. Pretend Aaron's dead. Aaron tells Nut Job to go and tell Novick everything. They're going to kiss! Come on! A real GOB Bluth COME ON! no kiss. No nothing.

henderson back into black SUV. Jack to Buchanan. And she's decrypted the files already? And here's the submarine. A Russian submarine. Not nuclear but still a big bang. Henderson going with Jack on the helicopter (again..that was fast and it took them HOW LONG TO GET Audrey back to CTU?!?) Jack talking to submarine guy. Calling condition Delta. 5 bucks there's an insider on the Russian sub that's gonna cold cock this guy.

And bang bang! Bierko kills sub guy. Now they're.... releasing the nerve gas into the sub? And now opening the sub back up again. Bierko's got a gas mask on... okay, so I lose 5 bucks because they've apparently just used the sentox like a loaded gun. Craig Bierko in control of submarine. Ham. No turkey.

Yeah, yeah. They're in control of the sub and it's missles now.

And the promo? Wow.